Craig

From today's news, on the Internet and otherwise:

"Craig denies inappropriate conduct"

Hey, I never denied anything. Okay, I've denied some things over time, but I often (too often) bare my heart for all to see.

"Craig 'agitated and demeaning'"

Yes, I can become agitated when provoked. I'm the first to admit I have a lot of pride, and when that pride is threatened, my temperamental nature can roar forth... but I do not consider myself demeaning.

"Conservative leader says Craig should resign"

Resign? From what? Fine. Doesn't matter. Whatever it is, I'm not a Conservative, so no problem.

"Craig Denies Wrongdoing in Airport Bathroom"

Um. Hmm. I've not been in an airport, let alone an airport bathroom, in several years.

Wait. This isn't about me. It's about some hebetudinous Republican Senator from Idaho named Larry Craig.

I'll resign anyway.

Did you find this post humorous?

1) _____ Yes, you're a brilliant blend of Chaplin, Hicks, and Pryor incarnate!

2) _____ No, Craig. You may be slightly hebetudinous yourself.

3) _____ What blog is this exactly, and how did I get here?

contusion

Have no confusion... this is a major contusion. Cheesy puns aside, this picture shows the bruise inflicted on my coworker Victoria by a crazed cab driver last weekend. This driver obviously deserves a tire iron upside the head.


Hang in there, Victoria - bruises to the body heal far more quickly than bruises to the heart. Hey, I had to put something "writerly" in this post, right?

process

my opinion remains the
same: writing is done
one person
at a time
one place
at a time

and all the gatherings
of
the
flock
have very little
to do
with
anything.

-Charles Bukowski